I just ate so many dark chocolate kisses I gave myself a headache. But on the plus side I finally found a psychology job to apply to! One directly psychology related application in, 18 hospitality applications in, 3 “thanks but no thanks” responses.
I even had one job say, “We found that you were highly qualified for the position, just not thehighestqualified applicant” Don’t tease me!
‘Oh they found me highly qualified! That first half of sentence implies that I got the position! Oh happy da- eff you Youth Services! I worked with veterans and battered women! I can handle your snot nosed children! This job was for a glorified babysitter! Did Nancy Drew apply?’
I’ll just go back to eating my dark chocolate kisses now. Question though, why is it that the dark chocolate kisses are poured into a kiss shaped mold while milk chocolate kisses are still legitimate chocolate drops?
I need a job…