“Forget stardust—you are iron. Your blood is nothing but ferrous liquid. When you bleed, you reek of rust. It is iron that fills your heart and sits in your veins. And what is iron, really, unless it’s forged?
You are iron.
And you are strong.”
– n.t. (via thelittle-hobbit)
We live in a rusty universe. Oxygenated heme is the color of life, the color of passion, the reason we see red of as ripe and warm, the reason we see it as dangerous and frightening. Blood, breath and Earth, we’re all rusty. (via jtotheizzoe)
My all-time favorite Deadpool moment.
From issue #33, my favorite Deadpool story arc.
This is what ‘Pool is. He’s not just “chimichanga fourth wall crazy lol”. He’s a bad person trying to be a good person, who’s really screwed-up mentally, has all sorts of crap thrown at him every day, and has a bizarre sense of humor to deal with it.
You should follow @tnylgn
Well, it was only a matter of time.
Good. She’s safer away from that sack of shit.
*Mental image of every woman I know singing HE HAD IT COMIN’*
it’s not even the fact that it leads to sex (usually)
but this moment
this playfully erotic, special and goofy moment.
this moment isn’t just a moment but a feeling that cannot be replaced
The collision between the Milky Way Galaxy and the Andromeda Galaxy.
the grand showdown
Andromeda is a bit bigger than us. So when that happens, Andromeda’s black hole is gonna consume our black hole in a vicious act of galactic canabalism.
Which is an actual term used in astronomy apparently.
“Galactic Cannabalism” sounds like an electro/death metal fusion band.
Galactic cannibalism is one of my favourite astronomical terms, but it doesn’t beat the term used for the stretching out into a long thin tube that occurs when something falls into a black hole (spaghettification) or the term used for a rock thought to be a meteorite but which later turns out to be an ordinary terrestrial rock (meteowrong).
fuck astronomy remains to be my favorite thing
apparently we’ll survive this
This is Manuela Kjeilen’s kitchen.
I need this omg
Ashlyn. This must be our future kitchen!
"LOOK I FOUND A SCIENCE I FOUND IT I FOUND THE SCIENCE LOOK THOR LOOK ITS A SCIENCE OMFG SCIENCE"
meanwhile the people passing by are like “thor control ur human shes doing weird thing”
#walk into the club like what up where’s our soviet boyfriend
Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing
but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work
and they super do not see the irony in that